Ahoy!

You must be here for the magic. I'm an aspiring copywriter looking to make whoever hires me look reaaaaal good to their boss. I live in sunny Los Angeles, and thorougly enjoy me some pizza, beer, and basketball. 

Strengths? I strive for perfection. I misspelled 'perfection' right there, but you didn't know about it, because I went back and fixed it. See what I mean? 

Weaknesses? None!
Well, other than the fact that I'm unemployed and am desperate for a job. Weaknesses may or may not also include pizza, beer, and basketball.  

Hit me up if you need some nice copy from a nice dude.